You can't take a bad photograph of a dog
— Poppy (@poppy) July 25, 2017
Poppy: It is important to upload photos of yourself.
People would like to see a photo of you on the internet.
The internet is their favorite place to see photos of you.
What is your most popular photo upload?
What is your most popular retweet?
Do you like your most popular photo better than your favorite retweet?
What does it mean?
What does it mean to be famous?
How many retweets will this video get?
Does that mean people love me more?
[Poppy laughs, possibly out of character]
Poppy: [quietly] Okay.
Sometimes life is like a roller coaster.
I think that’s funny.
If you think about it long enough, time isn’t exactly linear.
It’s more of a transparent cube with light shining through it.
I’m boring, you’re boring, everybody’s boring.
I’m thankful for my friends, family, and this photograph of me.