Poppy: Hello, and welcome to the internet.
I’m here to tell you something today.
This isn’t something you’ve heard before.
This is something I’m going to tell you for the first time ever.
Death isn’t the end.
It’s the beginning of infinity.
It just keeps on going and going.
I think that’s funny.
Do you?
Do you think that’s funny?
Do you love me?
Will you do anything I say?
Is money the most important thing to you?
I think money’s kind of important.
It’s funny if you think about money.
It’s funny if you think about… the universe.
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