Poppy: Today we’re going to learn how to play my song “Lowlife”.
[round of applause]
First go like this.
[Poppy plays some chords on her guitar]
And then go like this.
[Poppy plays some more chords]
Now you know how to play my song “Lowlife”.

Poppy: Today we’re going to learn how to play the “P” chord.
[small round of applause]
The first thing you wanna do is get your fingers in this position.
And now we strum.
[Poppy plays a B7 chord on her guitar]
Oh, I like the way that sounds.
And if you lift your middle finger, it becomes a P minor.
[Poppy plays a B7 minor chord on her guitar]
Thank you for watching this tutorial.

[telephone rings]
Poppy: Hello, my phone is not plugged in.
Everything happens for a reason.
But it’s not about the reason.
[Poppy plays a chord on her guitar]
I hate music.
I need to be a new person.
I need to change my clothes.
Unknown: [distorted] Poppy, which one’s your favourite?
[Poppy holds up a polaroid of herself in the outfit she’s currently wearing]
Poppy: This one.
[telephone rings]
I just realised the phone was plugged in the entire time.
I love you.