Charlotte: I’m Charlotte, and we’re here today with everyone’s favorite internet girl, Poppy.
Poppy: Hi Charlotte.  Thank you for having me again.
Charlotte: Poppy, everyone wants to know what your internet videos are about.
Poppy: Well, sometimes they’re about my childhood, and sometimes they’re about the things in my life that I desire most.
Charlotte: What kind of music are you listening to right now?
Poppy: I like the sound it makes when something wet hits something metallic.  I don’t know what the genre of music is, but I like it.
Charlotte: Poppy, what is your favorite food?
Poppy: My favorite food is donuts covered in Froot Loops.
[Poppy pulls out a donut covered in froot loops and takes a bite]
Charlotte: Poppy, when can we expect to hear new music from you?
Poppy: I’m so excited about my new album coming out on Island Records.  It’ll be released on…