Poppy: Oh no.
It got boring.
My life is boring.
How did this happen?
I thought I was a Youtube star… but now my life is boring.
How did this happen?
It happened when I got these boots.
Why did these boots make me boring?
Why is my life boring?

[Poppy laughs, possibly out of character]
Poppy: [quietly] Okay.
Sometimes life is like a roller coaster.
I think that’s funny.
If you think about it long enough, time isn’t exactly linear.
It’s more of a transparent cube with light shining through it.
I’m boring, you’re boring, everybody’s boring.
I’m thankful for my friends, family, and this photograph of me.