Poppy:

That these made war with Bera king of Sodom, and with
Birsha king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, and Shemeber king of
Zeboiim, and the king of Bela, which is Zoar.

All these were joined together in the vale of Siddim, which is
the salt sea.

Twelve years they served Chedorlaomer, and in the thirteenth year
they rebelled.

And in the fourteenth year came Chedorlaomer, and the kings that
were with him, and smote the Rephaims in Ashteroth Karnaim, and the
Zuzims in Ham, and the Emins in Shaveh Kiriathaim, And the
Horites in their mount Seir, unto Elparan, which is by the wilderness.

(more…)

Poppy:

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon
the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the
waters.

And God said, Let there be light and there was light.

And God saw the light, that it was good and God divided the light
from the darkness.

And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.
And the evening and the morning were the first day.

(more…)

Charlotte: Hello internet.
I’m Charlotte and I’m here again with Poppy.
Poppy: Thank you Charlotte.
You look more beautiful than ever today.
Charlotte: Thank you Poppy.
I hear you have a new song coming out.
Poppy: Yes, we just completed the music video for my new song “Lowlife”.
Charlotte: What can you tell me about this exciting music video?
Poppy: There are so many fun things that happen in this music video.
The devil even makes an appearance.
Charlotte: The devil?
Poppy: Yes, he eats a banana.
Charlotte: Who on earth came up with such a strange idea?
Poppy: It was directed by Titanic Sinclair.
What an amazing director.
Charlotte: I am excited to watch this groundbreaking new music video.
Poppy: I can’t wait for you to see all my fun outfits.
Charlotte: Poppy, do you know how to read?
I wish I could read.
Poppy: love reading books.
Lately I’ve been reading this book called the Holy Bible.
Charlotte: What is it about?
Poppy: It’s a very easy read, even at 479 pages.
Charlotte: That is interesting, Poppy.
I’d like to hear more about this book you call the Holy Bible.
[Poppy’s phone rings]
Poppy: Oh, please excuse me for one second.
Hello?
Phone: [unintelligible]
Poppy: I’m sorry, you must have the wrong number.
Charlotte: Poppy, thank you so much for talking to me today.
Poppy: Thank you Charlotte.
I always have a fun time speaking with you on the world wide web.
Charlotte: I mean it, Poppy.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for being my friend.