Poppy: Politics!
I like politics.
I like Hillary Clinton.
I like Donald Trump.
I like Bernie Sanders.
I have an opinion.
I’m so excited for the new President.
I like politics because it’s fun.
I like Republicans.
I like Democrats.
Voting is important.
When I’m President, nothing’s gonna be illegal so no one can break the law.
I’m proud to be an American.
Poppy for President!
When I’m President, I’m gonna tell all the bad guys to go away.
Poppy for President!
When I’m President, everybody will live for ever.
My opinion matters.
Poppy for President!
The United States of America is perfect.
[the US national anthem playing in the background slowly pitches down]